Harry Potter AU

Summary

 * Maria cursed with horns by pureblood, gains ability to remove and gain them at will
 * Cleo is parseltongue with naga heritage, cant speak. Is a ravenclaw.
 * Sabrina is most ravenclaw ever to ravenclaw
 * Maledictus dont exist and jk rowling is bad
 * henri as muggleborn magitek mage
 * mood fred as a "defective" morphmagus. like, full range of morphmagus powers but it's wonky and uncontrollable, like when Ron broke his wand. and like, magic doctors say he may never get full control over it. and the mood hair is the biggest evidence of it but sometimes other stuff happens too
 * Lisa is probably a full met or like super skilled at transfiguration and glamours stuff
 * ok so. there's this dark wizard coming to power - not nearly as bad as voldy or grindelwald, but still a bad mf. the problem is that he's staying under the radar (at least for now) and he's professor moriarty levels of good at covering his tracks, so the ministry has no idea he exists. it's only when a bunch of kids come together at hogwarts, all with these odd body-altering but not debilitating curses that are proving surprisingly hard to remove, that they realize there must be a connection here
 * HALF GIANT NESSIE (is bigger than Hagrid. Only by a bit at first but she's not done growing.)